Instructions are Dumb
goodies/extras
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As ooposed to what? Outer space?)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(what else were you supposed to do with them?)